So I started a newsletter...

Laughs in two years of procrastination

I had a cool idea for how I wanted to begin this letter.

Being the first email in this newsletter I wanted a catchy opening line - something that would sound very exciting like “Yayyyy!!! I finally started a newsletter” but that’s a bit cliche. Innit?

And by the way, if you’re still wondering how on earth I got your email, well, it’s either you’ve purchased any of my products in the past - Ebooks, meal plans, coaching programs, or you once joined my Telegram wellness community where I gifted you my Ebook and Audiobook titled The ABCs of Nutrition. 

Fam, if you have anything I’ve ever written, published, or sold, whether you got it for free or bought it, I have your email! So even though you may be reading this against your wish, biko I didn’t thief your email. You voluntarily supplied it once upon a time. Talk about living with the consequences of your decisions. Hehe <inserts evil laugh>

Anyhoo… Now that you’re here, you may hastily decide to unsubscribe by going to the bottom of this email and clicking on unsubscribe but I’d rather you just relax, give this a shot, and take this new journey with me. 

As you can already tell, this isn’t your regular newsletter. It may get chaotic on the way, sweet on some days, sometimes deep and vulnerable (once in a blue moon sha because I’m a hard guy), and on some days I’ll just be here to banter and roast y’all.

Of course, this is supposed to be a wellness newsletter which means that I’m compelled to touch on nutrition, fitness, weight loss, healthy eating, bulking up, mental health, and similar topics, but we’ll also have fun while at it and it will be worth your time.

Also, I am yet to figure out the frequency of these emails but I’m currently thinking of sending them once a week, and maybe twice on some weeks. 

Let’s see how it goes.

I also don’t know the best day or time to send this and that’s such a ridiculous thing to say considering I was once the Growth Specialist in a startup and I managed all email campaigns and analytics. Lol. 2022 Godwin would be disappointed.

I guess I just want to ease into this and slowly find the flow that works best for us. 

That being said, it’s time to sign out of today’s letter but not without leaving you with some wellness bite to snack on below. Just a lil’ somn’ somn’ to think about.

Finkabourrit, guys. Finkabourrit.

That’s all for now, my comrades.

E go be!

Love, light and small chops (sorry, fruit salad),

Godwin.

P.S.: Feel free to reply to any of my letters. I’d love to hear from you.

Update: I rebranded this newsletter from “The Prowellness Letters“ to “Godwin’s notes.”